Whether you wound up here through a determined search or the result of sheer happenstance, it seems you’ve found the right place. And now that our paths have irreversibly crossed, it’s time for introductions. I’ll go first.

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Let’s begin with the element of my persona you’re undoubtedly pondering most. My carpentry skills. I’m kidding, of course. You want to know how I look, don’t you? I’m happy to share.

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Accurate self-description is always tricky, but let’s give it a try:

Remember that adorable creature you always pictured during those bawdy farmer’s daughters jokes? Fresh-faced and sweet, with eyes that dance with a mischievous gleam? Congratulations, you’ve found her! While I may not be an actual farmer's daughter, I am the embodiment of that bawdiness.  Having been born and raised in the woodlands, I suppose it only makes sense that I would retain my wholesome, rural looks – even as my vocation has taken me far from the small town of my youth.

At first glance, you may notice my buxom figure, artfully sculpted, exuding a natural and undeniable femininity. The smooth, inviting lines of my silhouette, a testament to the timeless beauty of the female form. While my plump frame offers much to admire, there’s something about a voluminous set of mammaries that dominates the landscape.

Come closer and you'll see silken, dark tresses, impressive in length, contrasting sharply with my porcelain skin.  A stunning curtain of healthy, virgin, incredibly dark hair that's soft to the touch (yes, you can touch my hair!), cascading around my face in a way that accentuates its striking features.

Your eyes will soon be meet by my dark come-hither eyes, smouldering with an intensity that hints at hidden desires. A memorable shade of exceptionally deep brown framed by almond-shaped contours and long, natural lashes.  Pair with full and inviting lips, bearing a smile that promises warmth and a night of passion, and you've got the final flourish.

Now to the prize beneath the package – my personality.

Friendly is an overused word these days, but it’s the best one to describe my temperament. The compliments I've received over the years paint a woman who is passionate, warm, and authentic with a sincere love for all creatures. I have no constructed persona, no superficial charm. You'll meet the amorous, alluring and most importantly, genuine woman you envisioned. Credit my rural upbringing for my charming personality if you must.

I'm a woman who takes life with a generous pinch of weird and revels in the oddities and whimsical aspects of the world around me. I tend to get along best with those who are a bit out of the ordinary, but are also cultivated enough to be in touch with their own inner world.

I am forever obsessed with: The crunch of snow, deep belly laughs, late nights, crisp winter air, breakfast for dinner, lounging in my undies, curling up under my fuzzy blanket with a good book, all things dog (can I pet your dog please?), really bad movies, and cheesy jokes that make people groan.

I could go on, but I think true introductions are best made in the flesh...